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Vicky and Sophie are two white women looking… well, delighted in Sophie’s case and a bit fucking weird in Vicky’s. Vicky is scrunching up her eyes and grinning with mouth closed, and giving herself many chins. She wears a yellow and white striped shirt th
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Book launches, attack swans, and mischief 🚀 🦢 [Friday Goodie Bag]

Reading time: 6.30 1,544 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, This time last week, I was at Sophie Blackmore’s book launch, eating too much cheese and bursting with pride. This is my best proud face Sophie was one of the very first people who signed up to Book Coach In Your Pocket with me in 2024 with an idea she wasn’t quite sure would be a good book. Or whether she should even write it at all. But it had been burning a hole in her brain for too long, so when she saw me talking...

Reading time: 4.33 1,081 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, Today I wanted to share Kenda Macdonald’s book story. Kenda is an incredible marketer and wonderful human, and I had the pleasure of working with her on her book Hack the Buyer Brain a few years ago. It’s a remarkable book, and you should read it. Here’s her story in her words. “I’d started writing my book – then I hit a wall…” I had started writing my book, Hack The Buyer Brain, and I’d hit a wall. I wasn’t sure if...

Reading time: 1.34 369 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, The inside of my head is like a hailstorm: bazillions of thoughts, ideas, and random snippets smash through my skull and bounce around in there. Sometimes I dream of a quiet brain — apparently there are people out there who just have goldfish swimming around serenely inside their heads but I cannot imagine that… Mostly, though, I love my fast noisy brain because it means I never run out of ideas. I can’t always motivate...

Reading time: 2.57 699 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, For approximately 759 years now, I’ve been trying to do the splits. It feels like I’ve been working on my splits flexibility since I was born, and will continue to do so until the heat death of the universe. Sometimes I post my progress on social media, and then I get questions about it. Like: “Are you doing that splits in 4 weeks programme?” Absolutely NOT. Questions like this make me cringe because those challenges...

A deserted beach with the tide out. Golden sands, scattered rocks, and glorious rock formations hiding the best rock pools. In the distance, an island that is only an island at high tide.

Reading time: 1.18 318 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, If you leave me perched on a rock on a beach watching the tide coming in, then come back a couple of hours later, I’ll almost certainly be in the same position. Joe will stand with me for a few minutes, then get bored and wander off. He’s been known to go to the pub and eat an entire meal while I’ve been standing more-or-less in the same spot for hours. Tide-peeping is one of my favourite things to do. Marloes Beach,...

Reading time: 5.45 1,368 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, A fun feature of having an AuDHD brain is object permanence issues. If I can’t see it, it shortly ceases to be. It’s why we tend to lose things a lot, get lost, and — you know — upset our friends and family and clients and acquaintances by forgetting they actually exist. This upsets me too, because I love my friends and family and clients and acquaintances very much indeed, and when something happens to remind me that...

Reading time: 1.46 418 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, If I see one more productivity book by a rich white dude with a wife-wife and a work-wife and an underpaid VA in the Philippines, I swear to all that is bro-ly that I will flip a fucking table. Do you know what is MUCH more interesting than a guy with plenty of time and money telling us we all have the same 24 hours in a day and we just have to use it better? A single mum with two dogs, two businesses, and ADHD, who is...

Reading time: 2.01 477 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, Have you ever ruined a perfect moment by screaming at it? I have. Just last week in fact. I was swimming out of the Witches’ Cauldron sea cave on the Pembrokeshire coast with Joe and my friends, when a seal popped its head up a few metres behind us to watch. My reaction? To scream like a twat and accelerate out of there. To be fair, the seal wasn’t fazed at all. It just bobbed there and watched us weird bipedals...

A very pretty but very dead jellyfish on a sandy beach. It has dots around the edge like a grandma’s doily, and four white discs in the middle in a clover pattern. The rest is transparent, and there are a few danglies.

Reading time: 0.58 230 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, I’m in that weird post-holiday marshmallow-brain state of what day is it and what am I doing here. This is not helped by the fact that it’s 29C today and I just want to read my book in the sunshine and admire my new ankle bracelet made from silver and sea glass and little silver starfish that I bought from St David’s market. I was on the hunt for bits and bobs for my journal and I found, among the surfer stickers and...

Reading time: 3.43 884 words Read this email in your browser. Hey Reader, Say it with me: MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS. You cannot tell me that the algorithm isn’t literally (and I do mean literally) damaging our brains. I open up Instagram and LinkedIn (and I don’t even go near TikTok) to see the following in this order: “I asked ChatGPT” Frogs doing frog things Wars Ads for plastic shit from Temu Sabrina Carpenter opinions (at the same intensity as wars) Manufactured outrage about a vulnerable...