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Gym swamps, hairdos, and notes on notebooks [Friday Goodie Bag]

Reading time: 3.54 925 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Was in the very swampy gym last night. Went on safari to find a pair of 5kg weights and a pair of 2.5kg weights. Round and round the moist, festering weight room I trekked, cursing the fact that they have air con in the cardio room and swamp fumes in here. And also cursing everyone who doesn’t rack the weights where they should be, in size and weight and colour order thus necessitating said swampy safari. There were...

Reading time: 1.15 297 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, I’m standing chest-deep in the Caribbean Sea, chatting to a stingray wrangler who is guiding one of these magnificent sea-flappers into my arms so I can commune with it for a moment, and the main thought that pops into my head? Not: “Wow, these creatures are glorious, look how they glide!” Not: “My goodness, how many people get the chance to swim with stingrays? I’m so lucky!” But: “Mushroom with wings!” My main...

Reading time: 3.16 775 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, I think a lot about saving the world, but the truth is the world will be just fine without us. It'll thrive, actually. I remember hearing David Attenborough say that not so long ago and it caught me like a punch to the stomach. It’s not really about saving the world. The planet will bounce forward from everything humanity has done to it. Different, but strong. Stronger without us. What we really mean when we talk about...

Reading time: 3.20 121 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, The biggest lesson I learned from jetting off to Antigua for four days is this: When an opportunity pops up, grab it with both hands and say thank you. My friend is cabin crew for BA, and he offered me a trip as his guest. Or as a “cling-on” as we’re called — friends and family who sponge off crew for an extremely cheap flight and basically free room. It was short notice. I had to rearrange a bunch of stuff. Of COURSE I...

Reading time: 4.57 1,176 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Rejected by an entire herd of cows Yesterday, I was rejected by an entire herd of cows. As rejections go, this one was particularly painful because I am a friend of the moos. I’m vegetarian. I don’t drink milk (because it’s gross and the dairy industry is also gross). I only wear leather where it’s vintage or a genuine byproduct of the beef industry (and NEVER in front of them how RUDE). I always stop for a...

Reading time: 1.42 403 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, An email landed in my inbox a couple of weeks ago that left me truly shooketh. Mark Manson said, “Of your 80-ish years alive, only 15 are truly yours.” He went on to list them: “Sleeping — 27 years Working — 11 years Cooking and eating — 6 years Commuting or stuck in traffic — 5 years Running errands and doing administrative BS — 4 years Personal care and household chores — 3 years Being an infant or toddler — 3 years...

Reading time: 1.23 332 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Saw the phrase “scream if you want to go faster” in action on Saturday. It works. I had a really good sprint on for the final stretch at parkrun. Glided (glode?) past three other runners, feeling smug. Not even dying too much. Ready to overtake the last woman before the finish line, I sped up a little more… when she let out the most almighty bellow NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! That doesn’t do the...

STRAP IN! I wrote you an essay… Reading time: 11.07 2,643 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Why reaching for Claude will cost you more than you can imagine A growing number of influential people are yelling at us to stop talking about AI online. Stop yammering. Stop complaining. Just let people do what they want to do. Celebrities like Reese Witherspoon (oh Reese, I’m so disappointed) are piping up and telling women that we must adopt AI or we’ll be left behind. (Please, leave...

Reading time: 2.04 490 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, I’m a bit worried this makes me a bit of a wanker, but… I think I’m kinda LinkedIn famous!!! Friday night, under the neon lights of the bar, as I peered anxiously into Joe’s face asking him repeatedly, “Was my set okay? Was I funny? DID EVERYONE HATE ME???” and for the seventh time he said, “YOU WERE GREAT CALM DOWN,” there was a tap on my shoulder. “Excuse me,” said the best-dressed woman in the room, “but you ARE Vicky...

Reading time: 4.33 1.079 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, It’s actually really easy to change things. Not the huge things, like stopping orange tyrants from making wars or reversing climate change overnight. But the small things that lead to the big things — it’s really easy to change those. Like, people are sad and angry and scared, and that makes them want to blame other people for stuff that’s not other people’s fault, and then more people are sad and scared, and so it...