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Reading time: 3.10 751 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, One of my LinkedIn contacts asked me a perfectly reasonable question once: ā€œI’m not asking for a guarantee carved in stone, but what percentage of your students make enough off of their MicroBook to make back the cost of the class?ā€ It’s an interesting question because although it’s reasonable on the surface, it’s not quite the right question to ask. First of all: I don’t make any guarantees about what the book will do...

Reading time: 2.42 642 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Dolly Parton. If everyone in the world was even 1% more Dolly, I do believe everything would be okay. She reached the very top of her world, then she set up a ladder and reached down to help the rest of us up there too. I don’t even know where to start with what a huge loss she is to the world and I’m really surprised at how hard this has hit me. I didn’t know her. But she changed everything for everyone. And especially...

Reading time: 2.32 599 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Wanna know a secret that will either delight you and change your life or have you cursing my name? Of course you do, and here it is: The words you use are the least important part of your book. They get in the way. A great book isn’t dependent on the words. It’s dependent on the connection you create. Now before you sit upright in your chair and ready your reply arm, let me explain: of course words matter. They matter...

Reading time: 1.38 385 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, There’s this guy called Peter Elbow. Isn’t that a great name? It’s the third brilliant name I’ve encountered in the past week, the other two being Bob Whopper and Jim Bumgardner. The delight I’ve had in these names has been large and ongoing. Anyway, his name isn’t the point. His book is. He wrote a book called Writing Without Teachers and it’s a challenge against traditional writing methods, and especially those taught...

Reading time: 4.59 1,067 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Good LORD my windows were filthy. You know how things just deteriorate in your immediate surroundings over time, and you just get used to it, and don’t notice? Until one day, you do? And then you simply HAVE to deal with it immediately or the world will end? That happened to me this morning. Coincidentally, while I was sitting at my desk lamenting the fact I had absolutely NOTHING to write about. Not a sausage. I...

Reading time: 2.17 543 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Do you ever look around you and think My god what have I done? Did that this morning as I stood in the early sunshine with my cup of tea. I’d just walked down the stairs, under the tarpaulin, and out through the gaping hole in the back of the house where the shower room and kitchen used to be. Over the past week, our builders have shifted 1,200 tonnes of earth and reshaped the path in our woodland with it, saving us...

Reading time: 2.31 597 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, Last week at the gym I took a tiny beetle step to becoming the type of irritating person who makes the most of every moment. You know the type — they have to fill every spare second with something productive or what’s the point of them. Standing in line at the post office (does anyone do that anymore???): don’t just stare into space, use that time to read a wanky article from Forbes about the top 5 habits of billionaires...

Reading time: 4.44 1,126 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, There’s a hole behind our house. A big, big hole. A really big huge massive hole. This really doesn’t give you the scale of how huge this hole is I stood with my sheep on the edge and gazed into it, wondering when we’d find buried treasure. Because that always happens in books and on TV: you dig a huge hole in the back of your house, and there’s treasure. Or a skeleton. One of the two. But no, in our hole there’s just...

Reading time: 3.14 903 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, I spend a lot of time thinking about why people don’t write the books they say they want to write. And I’ve come to the conclusion that, although there are many reasons and circumstances, it often starts with a bunch of lies we’re told about how writing books works. Here are three of my favourites. And when I say ā€œfavouritesā€, I mean they are ideas I’d like to take around the back and pang with a shovel. šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼ Lie 1: You...

Reading time: 0.47 186 words Read this email in your browser Hey Reader, ā€œHow to become an expert: Do more repetitions than anyone else in a narrow field.ā€ —Alex Hormozi Uggggghhhhhhh THESE QUOTES. Hit the snooze button and roll over. You know the type of writing I mean: slightly toxic, very shareable, pairs beautifully with a pensive selfie and some colours that POP. They’re not untrue necessarily… but GOOD LORD THEY ARE SO DULL. They clog up our social feeds and short-circuit the thinking...