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Hey Reader,

You know how when you need the loo and you walk into a bathroom and see a toilet, and you yank your pants down?

It’s unconscious, right?

(Except when you’re stuck in your clothes and it becomes VERY MUCH CONSCIOUS)

That’s a habit.

Cue: Your bladder telling you it needs emptying. Or sometimes just the mere sight of a toilet.

Routine: Walk into bathroom, see toilet, drop pants.

Reward: Sweet, sweet release.

Now let me ask you: does writing feel like that? No?

Do you WANT it to feel like that?

I don’t.

I don’t want my writing to feel like going for a wee.

Writing is not and never will be an unconscious, automatic habit, triggered by the sight of a toilet. It’s a complex behaviour that deserves your full attention.

It’s mindful and thoughtful and — hopefully — joyful.

It’s a practice.

If we can let go of this artificially created need to post exactly 17.4 times per day on each social media channel and include these 53.9 content angles and tag 34 different people and make sure we’re writing to our “ideal avatar” and and and…

maybe we stand a chance of

  1. Actually writing something meaningful that people can connect with
  2. Enjoying ourselves

I’m not saying I enjoy every single thing I write.

But I do enjoy writing 80% of it. If I didn’t, what the hell is the point?

So let me ask you: do you want to write like you pee? No?

Good.

In that case, you’ll want to be part of my Joyful January Jamboree writing challenge (sorry about the name) in which you’ll build a writing practice you actually enjoy in less than 20 minutes per day.

Here’s the headlines:

  • Starts January 6, 2026
  • Private Telegram group
  • Daily prompt/missive/adventure from me (it’ll take you less than 60 seconds to read/listen/watch)
  • You need 5-20 minutes per day (spend longer if you want!)
  • By the end of 30 days, you’ll have a body of joyful writing you’ll love at least some of
  • Group debrief call at the end
  • ÂŁ75 + VAT (or if you join before I finish for the year on December 12, you pay just ÂŁ50)
  • Doors open TOMORROW

Get on the priority notification list here.

TTFN,

Vicky 🫡

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