Mental health, bin men, and ridiculously elaborate names 🗑️ 👷🏼‍♂️ [Friday Goodie Bag]


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Hey Reader,

Say it with me: MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

You cannot tell me that the algorithm isn’t literally (and I do mean literally) damaging our brains.

I open up Instagram and LinkedIn (and I don’t even go near TikTok) to see the following in this order:

  • “I asked ChatGPT”
  • Frogs doing frog things
  • Wars
  • Ads for plastic shit from Temu
  • Sabrina Carpenter opinions (at the same intensity as wars)
  • Manufactured outrage about a vulnerable minority
  • “I proposed to my girlfriend and this is what it taught me about B2B marketing”
  • Advertising telling me I’m ugly in 31 different ways
  • Humanitarian crises

All in delicious 20-second soundbites as carne por la máquina.

Distraction and sales-fuelled madness as the world burns, in order for a few people to profit at the expense of literally everyone else.

This ain’t about digging at the rich, either (well, the billionaires can suck it) — this is about changing things.

I want more wealth in the hands of people like us, and it is not going to happen while we’re all distracted by insufferable algorithmic bullshit and systems that are built to control us.

So I have a suggestion.

Sign up to hear from people who have important and/or joyful and/or helpful and/or inspirational things to say, in a way you can guarantee you’ll hear from them.

Best way to do that?

Email. Still.

Email marketing is far from dead.

In fact, I predict it’s going to be one of the most important ways to share information as we lose more and more control over how the media feeds us what it wants to feed us.

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This way, we retain control of our attention (somewhat) and decide what we’re going to feed into our psyches.

Happy reading!

And happy writing…


And now, here’s what I’ve gathered for this week’s Friday Goodie Bag…

Will the real Bin Shady please stand up…

​Meet the Singing Binman who will bring some joy into your Friday and a little song into your heart.

These obituaries for teenage girls who actually died when they said they were dying…

McSweeney’s is always good for some comedy writing, and this made me snort. You know how people (usually teenage girls let’s be honest) say “omg i’m dying” quite often? Well, here’s the aftermath of that…

This interesting piece about philanthropy vs remittances

Western donations and philanthropy aimed at “underdeveloped” countries gets a lot of attention… but hardly anyone knows that the biggest donors are the diaspora themselves. Check out this really interesting article about the white saviour narrative and the difference between philanthropy and remittances.

This dude who gives his paintings ridiculously elaborate names

I am absolutely here for naming things in ridiculous and extravagant ways — like this artist who paints sublime pictures of birds and then calls them stuff like "Fool Me Once, Shame On You — Fool Me Twice, And I Will Purposefully Utilize The Foundational Tool Of Democracy To Bring An End To The American Experiment, And With It, Democracy Itself”

This amazing chef who had no formal training but did have star quality

Edna Lewis was the granddaughter of a formerly enslaved man (yes, it’s that close to living memory) and she left a lasting legacy in one of New York’s most beloved restaurants. Her story is really cool, shows you don’t need all the advantages in life to do something wonderful, and she wrote a cookbook too!

Thanks to Sharon Hurley-Hall’s SHHARE group for this one!

What I’m reading

Right now I’m on holiday, so I wrote this in the past. Past me, though, is pretty sure I’m still working my way through The Expanse books! Space opera ftw!

What I’m writing

I’m working on some comedy bits on the beach. And I’ve got my watercolours out to paint some low-quality beach scenes. Woo hoo!

Word of the day

Spatula.

Honestly I just like the feel of the word in my mouth.

Quote of the day

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anyone tell you different.” —Kurt Vonnegut

How are you gonna fart around this weekend?

TTFN,

Vicky

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