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Gettin jiggy wi’ the words
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Reading time: 1.02 Hey Reader, Engage Fresh Prince Mode: This is a story all about how
Your words get flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll show you how to write funner than that AI user there.
In a field in Herefordshire, surrounded by sheep
In a spiderweb is where I spent most of my days
Reading, writing, messin’ about all cool
And all bustin up my grammar and breaking the rules
When a couple of tech bros who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in the art neighbourhood
I saw one too many word salads and pulled out my hair
And said it’s time to show these people how to write with flair
Yo. Next Tuesday, May 15, at 11.15am — if you’ve got 45 minutes spare, come to my Write with Rhythm MicroWorkshop. You’ll learn three quick techniques to help you ELEVATE and SKYROCKET your writing HAHAHA JUST KIDDING Srsly though you will come away with three new writing skills you can put to use immediatement and make your words MUCH more interesting, more fun to read, and more likely to get your best-fit clients clicking and buying. Plus it’ll be funster fun! AND best of all it’s just £25 + VAT for the live workshop, the everlasting recording, and BONUS access to the Creative Playground Power Hour right afterwards — a cowriting space for you to practice the new skills you’ve just learned. Book your spot here!
TTFN, Vicky
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Learn to Write Like You Mean It
Join 500+ writers, creatives, misfits, and weirdos and learn to write like you mean it in 10 minutes a week. Get ONE practical tip, story, or shenanigan every Tuesday + a creative goodie bag on Friday 🖖🏼
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